Looked at this Sable for LittleGolem

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/28/2019 at 10:30 • Filed to: Cars I won't be buying for my daughter

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What a horrible car.

It smelled like an ashtray, and was just filthy inside.

The throttle position sensor is broken so the car just revs up and down while idling.

The brakes are frightening, I wasn’t sure which way I was going to go after using them and they clunked a bit after.

The suspension was shot so the car wobbled around quite worryingly.

There are major rust issues.

The “new tires” in the ad refer only to the two front which don’t match the nearly toasted rears.

The blower doesn’t come on unless you crank it to max.

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Looks ok from here.

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Not too bad. Kinda expected.

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Kinda worrisome

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Passenger rocker split all the way. Yikes!

This was also filthy inside.

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On the passenger floor.

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Door panel disintegrating

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Oh ... why did I look in here?


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! NojustNo > CalzoneGolem
05/28/2019 at 10:58

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Even really nice versions of the Taurus Sable from the late 90s usually don’t sell for more than about 1,200 bucks anymore. I looked at a well maintained 2000 taurus 10 years ago with the same mileage and it was $ 2100

that guy is looking for a sucker to buy his overpriced $500 car. 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
05/28/2019 at 11:29

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That last picture ... I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher
05/28/2019 at 11:33

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Just throw up into the center console. NBD


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
05/28/2019 at 11:41

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It looks like it may have happened a few times already.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher
05/28/2019 at 12:00

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It sure does.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CalzoneGolem
05/28/2019 at 12:24

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*Looks at Sable*

*Finds POS*

Why is anyone surprised here?